State War Academy

CorporationState War AcademySecurity status-7.6
AllianceAvg. time in corporation1 year, 3 months, 18 days, 22 hours and 25 minutes
Date of birth 2005-06-08 18:24:00Id443630591
So Mittens is definitely a sociopath. If you've ever been around him for any reasonable period of time, it's super obvious. He has this peculiar mannerism where he watches people's faces during a conversation, lingering on each one (if it's a group) for a very specific period of time, like a machine. The way he talks to people is extremely manipulative of their emotions, almost as if calculated. He's absolutely the worst person I've ever met, and I regret defending him.

He's definitely a smart guy, but he's so manipulative of the people around him (the only thing he's good at) that I don't want anything to do with him anymore.

Being around him in a social setting is definitely a battle of wills.

He usually wallowed in pleasure, disappearing for months at a time while ostensibly working out some ad deal.

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Something Awful needs to be shut down by the FBI and its various brigades across the internet too, their brigade in Eve is just one of them. The goons in Eve are a weird insular cult of internet trolls that do fucked up shit in and out of game specifically to upset people, like desecrate graves of actual people in the in-game system of Molea. That's uncool, but the actual crimes are above my paygrade, and are a criminal matter. Unfortunately the IRL FBI isn't like they're portrayed in movies, they're more akin to the bumbling overworked lawyer who keeps dropping all his papers, and don't even have the resources to investigate nazis crossing state lines to murder people, so a gang of psychopathic white guys involved via racketeering in relatively low-impact cybercrime don't really show up on the radar. Maybe if they started using the dark net to smuggle little girls and heroin they would get busted a few years from now. So until then we all just have to deal with "beep beep imma jeep" and other antisocial behavior the goons have a word for ("goonfuckery") because they need a word for when their personality disorders go brrr.

Employment history

CorporationStartEndDuration
State War AcademyState War Academy2022-09-24 19:512024-11-24 18:412 years, 1 month, 30 days, 22 hours and 50 minutes
GoonWaffeGoonWaffe2010-02-04 13:352022-09-24 19:5112 years, 7 months, 20 days, 6 hours and 16 minutes
Deep Core Mining Inc.Deep Core Mining Inc.2010-02-04 13:312010-02-04 13:354 minutes
GoonFleetGoonFleet2008-11-22 03:092010-02-04 13:311 year, 2 months, 13 days, 10 hours and 22 minutes
Deep Core Mining Inc.Deep Core Mining Inc.2008-10-19 15:572008-11-22 03:091 month, 2 days, 11 hours and 12 minutes
GoonFleetGoonFleet2007-10-10 21:372008-10-19 15:571 year, 8 days, 18 hours and 20 minutes
Deep Core Mining Inc.Deep Core Mining Inc.2007-07-06 13:032007-10-10 21:373 months, 4 days, 8 hours and 34 minutes
GoonFleetGoonFleet2006-02-15 07:342007-07-06 13:031 year, 4 months, 21 days, 5 hours and 29 minutes
Deep Core Mining Inc.Deep Core Mining Inc.2005-11-12 17:142006-02-15 07:343 months, 2 days, 14 hours and 20 minutes
X-Factor IndustriesX-Factor Industries2005-07-30 14:192005-11-12 17:143 months, 13 days, 2 hours and 55 minutes
Deep Core Mining Inc.Deep Core Mining Inc.2005-07-22 20:312005-07-30 14:197 days, 17 hours and 48 minutes
GoonCorpseGoonCorpse2005-07-13 19:092005-07-22 20:319 days, 1 hour and 22 minutes
Deep Core Mining Inc.Deep Core Mining Inc.2005-07-11 21:132005-07-13 19:091 day, 21 hours and 56 minutes
LordlessLordless2005-06-23 02:482005-07-11 21:1318 days, 18 hours and 25 minutes
State War AcademyState War Academy2005-06-08 18:242005-06-23 02:4814 days, 8 hours and 24 minutes